THE ABSENT

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CRIPPLED HEARTS

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SOLIDARITY WITH THE FLESH EATING MOSAIC AND OTHER POEMS by Raj Dronamraju

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THE RETURN OF THE MAGNIFICENT NINNY AND OTHER POEMS by Raj Dronamraju

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

THERE ARE WORSE TYPES OF ENGLISH THAN MANGLISH....

One of my students gave me the box a Mosquito killing device came in….I believe it was manufactured in China….The English instructions are hilarious….These are direct quotes (spelling, capitalizations, spacing)….

Using Limits and the Last Using method
The killer can be used in bed-room,hall,hoslal,,office,chicken farm,animal huslardry,and any other places where needs killing mosquitos. The effective killing spaceof a killer is 16 m, without anything to obstract the killer’s lights.
The killer is designed with power saving,decorating, so it should be used in a place without strong lights. Using the killer correctly or not would affect the killing effect. For example, using the killer in bed-room without turning on any other lights for 10-20 minutes, or put the killer in the darkness under a table while working studying, are all the good ways to use the killer.
Suggested Using Height:0.8-1.2M, and the distance to wall should over 0.3m. The best way is to put the killer before a door, a window, or any other places where easy to kill mosquitos.
We suggest to use the killer 24 hours continually to extend the using limits of the fluroscent tube.
In daytime, put some suitable Lait in the killer’s chassis and it can be used to kill fly.
To improve the killer’s killing effect, it is necessary to clean the dead bodies of mosquitoes on the wire net regularly. While cleaning, turn off the power, open the chassis, and sweep the wire net with soft brush.
Thank you for using CHUANGJI electronic mosquito.
If the power cable is broken, please replace repair place designed by manufactory.

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